Asheville Global Report goes well with Kool-Aid

Editors, Asheville Global Report, WOW!!! I just picked up my first copy today to read over lunch and let me just say: YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!!!! I found myself laughing out loud several times. Your commitment to the facade of authenticity in the presentation of "news" is right up there with the comedic elite. I haven't seen such a humorous approach to flagrant bias and asinine commentary since the 1980's HBO program "Not Neccessarily the News." I hope you don't mind but I would like to make a suggestion. It would be hilarious if you guys would add a weekly column by someone with a more "realistic" grasp of how the real world functions. I think that could potentially be one that puts the AGR on the map. You could be just as popular a MAD Magazine or the National Enquirer. But anyway, good luck and perhaps I will see you at a Kool-Aid stand somewhere. D. Rhoades Asheville, NC