The Supreme Court's corporate wonderland

As you've probably heard, corporations are now "people." While these inanimate paper constructs have no brain, heart, or soul, five ideological screwballs on our Supreme Court have created a new Frankenstein monster. The five Supremes decreed that corporations henceforth have a First Amendment right to "speak" in any and all of our elections by spending unlimited sums of corporate cash to elect or defeat candidates. This will of course, have a disastrous impact on the democratic sovereignty of us actual people. But the Court's idea of turning corporate entities into persons has also prompted a gusher of fun, irreverent ideas and questions from you human-type persons.